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Hate Mail Monday!

August 30th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Hate Mail.

From: XXX@yahoo.co.uk
To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
Subject: sexual deviance is NOT normal

Must say, was pointed out to your shite by a mate who thought that your advice was spot-on. Truth is, I’ve never seen a bigger load of bollocks in my life. You say that this man’s wife is ok because she likes clown makeup and that fetishes are normal? Mate, I’m gutted to see something so stupid on the internet. Sod off.

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Hey Deviant Advice;

I like to be cut. It makes me feel good and I like the sensation of it. No, I’m not emo or some stupid shit like that I just like to get cut. My girlfriend says I’m a freek and wrong, but if it’s just something I like, it’s what I like right? I’m not doin it till I’m bleeding all over the place, but I like to have some blood. It’s normal, right?

-RF, Seattle

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Send In The Clowwwhat?!

August 21st, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice:

girlfriend like to wear clown makeup when we have sex. What the fuck should I do?

-TS, Fremont

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Rainbow Dull!

July 16th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Hey Deviant Advice

Bet you never got this one before… So I’m a dude who likes trannies. Am I gay?

- JS, Detroit

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Dear Deviant Advice

A few months ago, me and the wife decided to try some swinging out. It worked out ok and all, but I may have a problem.

You see, the dude who’s wife I was with is now pissed. I guess she keeps talking about how good it was with me and she wants me again real bad. It’s not like she’s turning him down, but I guess, well.. I laid the pipe extra special or somethin. So what do I do man? My buddy’s pissed, my wife’s gettin pissed too, and I feel caught in the middle.

- DD, London

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