Deviant Advice

“Ok Deviant Advice, I got one for ya.

My daughter, the apple of my eye whose only 13 has started talking about going out. Dating. DATING. She’s 13!!1! I dunno wtf I’m gonna do. She wants to go out now and she’s 13. Come on guys, surely one of you has to have a daughter?”

- LW, Tupelo

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“Dear DeviantAdvice.com
So my husband and I are divorcing. Actually, I’m pretty happy about it. What I’m not happy about is that now he’s shacked up with some 20-year old idiot and somehow thinks that automatically makes him the best parent. You guessed it, he’s suing for full custody. Now, I work hard to take care of my kids and they never go without anything. They’re healthy and happy and absolutely love being with Mom. However, I am worried about what the dumbass ex is going to do. So please, DeviantAdvice.com, help a Mommie out!”

- LF, Fort Wayne

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“Dear DeviantAdvice!
Oregon and its pathetic drivers… i Haven’t lived anywhere else, traveled to Los Angeles, CA. Miami, FL. which are some of the most frustrating places for most, however Oregon really sets me off. what is it??? is it the rain that makes them slow? the fact a lot of Oregonians buy trucks and SUV’s for winter so they resort to driving slow to save gas? or is it the obvious reason that Oregon is just a slower paced state all together? should i just let it go, or drive passed these assholes with my finger up and a big ‘Fuck You!’ look on my face?”

- SF, Beaverton

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“Dear Deviant Advice…
I tend to go with ’serious relationships’ and leave out the ‘casual relationships’ and ‘one-night-stands’.. am i wrong or is it my business until i feel comfortable to disclose any more? I mean, really it isn’t sex if you don’t come, right?…. right?….. Not good!”

- AG, Detroit

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In today’s “modern” business climate, lots of companies are wanting to save valuable money by allowing select employees to work from home, thus starting to cut down on traditional office expenses. However, as the costs of business continue to climb (and we’ve all seen gas prices lately), more companies are starting to put more employees into the coveted “telecommuter” category. So when you’re finally called up to the big leagues and offered a chance to work from home, you’ve got to make the most of this situation and we here at DeviantAdvice have you covered. To wit, we present to you a guide on how to “work” from home.

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