Deviant Advice

“Dear Deviant Advice;

There’s this guy in our little circle of friends -we’ll call him ‘Robert’- who we think is a liar. He claims that he has a horribly inoperative form of cancer, but it getting treatment for it. As a result, he doesn’t hold down a job and he mooches off of any of us he can find. He’s gotten hooked up with this one girl and has her pretty much around his finger. He lives with her, but not ‘with’ her, yet they act like it. When we ask about his treatment, he’s vague and noncommital. When we point out that chemo kills your hair, he states he takes Rogaine pills. Frankly, we’re starting to see through his crap, but we don’t know if we should say anything to the people he’s mooching off of. Any advice? It’d be great if it were DEVIANT…”

- MM, Norman

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“Dear Deviant Advice

Ok so Im a dumbass. I completely missed me and my girls 2 year anniversery. I know Ive fucked up and I have to make it up to her, but I dunno how to do this. I thought about getting her roses or a teddy bear, or even a teddy LOL j/k. I’m lost here so HELP!!!”

- SA, Dallas

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“Dear Deviant Advice…
My girlfriend and I have been together for about 5 years now and we have a lot of fun, but things are starting to slow down a bit in the bedroom and we’re looking to rejuvenate a bit. We’ve been considering going into kink, but I look stupid in a gimp mask and she’s not so sure that violence is ‘romantic’. Any ideas?”

- JM, Portland

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