Deviant Advice

“So here’s the deal Deviant Advice;

My hubby is a great guy. I love him to death and that may be in the next week. He’s seriously into all of these ‘ghost’ shows. It drives me up the wall because I scare easily. So he watches these stupid things all night (our DVR is crammed full of them) and then we go to bed and I can’t sleep. I’m jumping at every sound, which is a lot since we have a restless dog in the house. I try to tell him that it scares me, but it doesn’t seem to matter. I’m about ready to turn HIM into a ghost, so how about some help here?”

-SG, New Orleans

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“OMG. He’s into EMO. Seriously He likes all that Emo crap. I dunno what i’m going to do about my son. He sits in his room all day and listens to whiny shit. WTF is wrong with him? Come on DeviantAdvice, help my son say NO to EMO!”

-AG, St Louis

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“This one’s GOTTA be a job for DeviantAdvice!

So there’s this girl I work with who I’m gettin some serious feelings for. She’s cute, but we don’t really talk much and that bugs me because she totally sets off my radar. You know what I’m talking about here. She’s gotta be a freak, or something. Yeah yeah yeah, I know that we work together and I should probably lay off shopping at the company store, but this is driving me nuts. I gotta know, but I dunno how to bring this up to her. I can’t just flop down a carrot and a doughnut and see which one she goes for first, you know? So let’s get some Deviant perspective on this eh?”

-JR, Bridgeport

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“Hi DeviantAdvice…

So here’s my situation. I’m a guy. I’m 18 years old. And I think I’m gay. I’m really scared to tell anyone because I think people around me in this stupid town hate gays like me. I want to tell my parents, but I think they’ll be disappointed. I know my dad is real proud that I’m doing work-study at a local mechanic’s garage and my mom’s proud my grades are good, so I don’t want them to think that I’m going to change. I want to tell my friends, but I’m afraid they won’t be my friends anymore. I know you guys tend to joke around there at DEviantAdvice, but I need serious advice. I’m seriously scared.”

-GG, Gulfport

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“Well here is my question. What kind of job can I do if I do not like to talk to people all the time? Something that is not filled with pressure, where I can go to work, do the job at a reasonable pace, and then when the day is done, just go home without having to worry about it all the time. Does this make any kind of sense to anyone? Thanks.”

- TM, Newberg

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