Deviant Advice

Dear Deviant Advise

Help me please! I’m at the end of my rope here. My boyfriend is absolutely obsessed and I don’t know what to do about it. It’s World of Warcraft that he’s obsessed with. He’s playing the stupid game CONSTANTLY. It’s like he’s living out a second life in there and I don’t. I tried to play a couple of times, but I could care less about Night Zombies or Undead Bulls or whatever it is. I don’t understand why he’s so into this game and not, say, me. I bet you guys know what I’m talking about, right?

-SC, Topeka

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Hi Deviant Advice.

Let me be clear. I’m goddam pissed off. What’s with this stupid “Princess” bullshit? Even my girlfriend is into it. She always calls herself “Princess” and has the “Stop for the Princess” license plate thing. She always makes these jokes about how I’m her servant and such. What the hell? Do I dare stand up and remind her that Princesses were subservient to their princes? Do I just grin and bear it? I’m about ready to dethrone her!

- VK, Jonesboro

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Hi Deviant Advice.

So maybe I’m just strange, but my girlfriend and I are… I think we’re growing apart. I love her totally and we’re even talking about moving to California to get married. Well, we were at least. Anyways, so we really love each, or so I thought. I came in one day and she’s watching porn, HET PORN. Some guy and some girl having sex. She always told me she was just into girls and didn’t like men at all, but now this? What’s the deal? Is she really straight? Is she bi? I don’t know what’s going on.

- SA, Houston

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Dear Deviant Advice.

I feel so bad. Years ago I lost the man who I loved so much because I couldn’t stop being selfish. Now he’s gone forever and I don’t know what to do so that I can move on. It hurts to know that I made such a mistake. How do I fix this?

- DC, Burlington

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Hi There.

Ok. This is embarassing. My boyfriend totally wants to be one of those UFC/MMA fighters. He “trains” all the time and talks about entering the local fights here, but he never does. It’s good though, because he’d get his ass kicked in seconds. I really do want him to be happy, but I also want him to realize that he really can’t make this work. Deviant Advice, how do I break this news to him?

- CH, Ann Arbor

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