Move ‘Em Out… (0)
October 28th, 2008 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.
“Dear Deviant Advice.
This is so hard for me. I just realized that I want to move to someplace other than where I live. I’ve lived in this town my whole entire life and want something else. But I don’t want to leave my friends and family. I’m so scared, what do I do?”
- ER, Tyler
Well ER, it’s like this… move.
Sure, you’re scared, it’s understandable. But you’ve got to really take a chance and just get out there in the world. Go have a grand adventure and live it up. Go out and take chances, get hurt, hate humanity, consider selling your blood to make rent this month. Life has a lot of interesting sides to it and, well, you should experience as many of them as possible so that it rounds you out as a person.
Yup, you’re gonna be far far away from everything you’ve ever know and, well, you’ll get over that pretty quick. Moving can be a liberating experience and can really open the world up to you. Or else it will knock you down, steal your wallet, and then post that picture of your girlfriend that you keep in there on the Internet. You know the one, that pic of her at the petting zoo and (edited because, dammit, you said there wasn’t any film in there -ed). Life is good and bad, that’s the reality. So pull up stakes, hitch up your wagon (you’re from Texas, that has to mean something to you), and hit the trail to something new and exciting. If you get a chance, drop us a comment on this entry and let us know how you’re doing.
