Deviant Advice

“What’s Up DA?

Here’s my situation.  I love my girl. Love her to death. We have a lot of fun together and she’s the best thing to ever happen to me. What makes it fun is that she’s a bit freaky and she likes to do some crazy stuff. We’ve talked about threesomes, but she seems shy about it. I told her that I’m cool if she wants to hook up with other people, but she always says she doesn’t want to.

So then we come to a couple weeks ago. We’re hangin out with our friends and she gets a bit tipsy and, next thing I know, she’s all over some other girl. Don’t get me wrong, I’m lovin it… but what do I do? She says she’s nervous, then does this. Is she just tryin’ to have her cake and eat it too? Should I worry? What’s up?”

- EE, Reno

Well EE, it’s like this… you want her to be freaky and multi-freaky with you. I totally respect that, especially as I’m hoping for the same thing with Mrs DeviantAdvice (we discussed it, I’m not wearing the Kermit costume -ed). You’ve also made the intention known and have even given her the go-ahead to try it solo. So why are you writing us?

Oh. Because she took you up on your offer. Ok sure, that’s a bit strange, but it’s to be expected. Maybe she wants to try it alone a few times to really get the vibe down and see what it’s like. After all, girls are all emotional and stuff. They can’t just get freaky, they gotta feel freaky too. I’m not sure why it is, but it is how it is and that’s all there is to it. So let her go. Let her get her freak going and just enjoy it. If you’re cool about it, eventually she’ll bring you into the festivities and all will be well again. It’s that simple.

Here’s what we want to know… why are there no pictures?