Deviant Advice

Hi Deviant Advice.

I want to unfollow my best friend because his tweets are just not funny. Does this make me a bad person?

- BF, Lexington

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Dear Deviant Advice……

I fear I will be single forever because I have issues with love and intimacy. Do you think that watching porn does this to me?

- DM, Madison

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Dear Deviant Advice,

So I’m in love wiht this guy, but he’s just so……… he’s not manly enough really. I love him allot and I could totally marry him, but I know he won’t ask me cuz he’s not really manly. He likes to talk about poetry and flowers and going on nature walks and stuff. Sometimes I wish he would just throw me on the bed and get freaky with me, you know? LOL. I’m not into anything crazy, but I really wish he’d do something other than finger me a whole bunch and then finish up with normal sex. DA, what can I do?

- DD, Chanute

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