Deviant Advice

To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@XXX.XXX
Subject: Thanks fucker

Dear Asshole.

I took your damn advice and told my wife that I wanted to hook up with this guy. Now my wife is freaked out and won’t talk to me and also said that we really shouldn’t be open anymore. So there goes my sweet fucking deal. You people fucking suck. Fuck you

Fuckers. I’m fucking LM

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Hey folks. As the resident advice-giving nerd around these here parts, sometimes the duty of doing various reviews does fall to me. Seriously, it’s not always about giving you advice that proves utterly useless.

So, yesterday, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen opened up in theaters. No, I haven’t seen it. I caught Transformers on opening day, so I feel I have enough qualifications to do a movie review based entirely off a combination of the previous movie and random crap I pull off the internet… plus I was that one guy who actually liked Armageddon (deal with it, k?). So with that, I’m dividing this review into two sections…

WARNING: May contain spoilers… unless you have an IQ over 12. (more…)

Dear Deviant Advice.

If we’re in an open relationship and I see somone but don’t tell her, it’s not really cheating is it? I sorta met someone online and I don’t think she’ll really be into this guy. He’s really hot though and we’ve already hat really hot phone sex and want to take it to the next level… but she won’t be into it. What can I do here?

-LM, Manhattan

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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@XXX.XXX
Date: June 4, 2009
Subject: Are you quitting?

Is it true? Have you finally stopped putting your filth out online?

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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@XXX.XXX
Subject: This site RAWKS! LOL!

Dear Best Advice Givers,

I love this site. It’s so fu*kin funny. Everytime I read it, I lol out loud and everyone at work just stares @ me. I don’t care tho, I love this site! Keep up the good work!
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