Deviant Advice

Dear Deivant Advice.

Does anything matter anyways?

- SR, Des Moines

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Dear Deviant Advice

We’re a young couple and have found that using the Wii as a tool for foreplay is a lot of fun. Sometimes I even play when she’s servicing me. Is this bad?

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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@MSN.com
Subject: he’s a child

Dear Sirs.

Your recent entry titled “UDK Her BFF” was completely irresponsible and morally devoid. How are you think that you can tell high school children how to have sex. And to imply that this young man could have a disgusting threesome is beyond reprehensible.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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So it’s a joyous event around the world. Yes, young and old come together to celebrate peace, love, gift giving, and eventual drunken brawls over who ate that last piece of pumpkin pie. All over the world people are warming their hearts, warming the hearts of others, and -for all those pole-lovin single moms- warming the pants of others.

Here at Deviant Advice, we wanted to take a day and wish you all the most joyous of seasons and for every one of you to get exactly what you’ve been wanting. We’re taking the day off from being snarky bastards in order to be gift-giving bastards and will be back next week with another installment of terrible wisdom, horrible advice, and some New Year’s resolutions (less dieting, more strippers). So have a very happy holiday and don’t forget that Santa’s already making his list for 2010, so best get on that “naughty” list as quick as possible so you get the GOOD gifts next year…

Rule: Envy.. the greatest motivator you’ll ever know.

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