5 Ways To Tell If You’re Deviant (0)
April 11th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under How To.
I get asked a lot about what makes someone “Deviant.”
It’s actually a pretty good question and something that I really hadn’t much considered until I got asked this question. I took the time to soul search and really investigate what about me made me so deviant. The entirety of my existence was taken into consideration. As I dove deeper and deeper into my psyche, I began to…
Wait. No. No, that’s not it at all. I realized that, honestly, being deviant comes down to five (that would be 5) little points:
- You’ve gone beyond “looking out for number one.” In fact, you conisder yourself so damned important that you wonder why people aren’t grovelling at your feet.
- You actually though Denis Leary’s “Asshole” song was about you.
- You were disappointed when it wasn’t.
- You actually know the difference between “The Rocker,” “The Shocker,” and “The Showstopper.”
- You read this site.
Ok. So maybe this list isn’t fully comprehensive. To be honest, there’s lots of things that make one deviant. However, the lines aren’t always 100% clear, but who cares. You’re deviant, right? Absolutely. So what do YOU feel makes YOU a Deviant? Leave something in the comments!
