Charity begins with someone else… (0)
March 5th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.
How are things Deviant Advice?
I really need help. I’m about to set off for a week of charity work.. but I really really don’t want to go. I would prefer to stay home and sleep. Is this ok? Am I a bad person? I can handle it if i am.
- AD, St. Paul
AD, you’re a HORRIBLE person. All of those people who could probably use your help are now suffering without it. You could be making the difference in someone’s life that makes ALL the difference. After all, sometimes people just need a hand up, you know?
Oh screw it. I really can’t keep this crap up. AD, you’re not a horrible person, you’re an HONEST person. When it comes to charity, I just have them deduct some from my paycheck at my “real” job. Why? Because I’m damned lazy. Plus, to be honest, I don’t want to be around poor people. They’re unwashed and gross. Yes, this makes me a horrible human being.. but for Christ’s sake, you’re at a site called DEVIANT Advice. So I’m pretty sure you aren’t here because you expect me to be up for a Nobel prize right? Right.
So AD, go ahead and hit the snooze button and rest assured. Or hit the snooze button and lounge in bed in your pj’s, watching The View, and wondering if you really could get off on Joy Behar. Now THAT’s charity.
