Deviant Advice

Rule: Remember that anything you love, someone will hate.. even if it’s just on principle.

You see, there are people out there who absolutely live to tear apart those things that people love. It’s very natural and is something you should look out for. The reason why is that this stops you from going all stupid on the Internet and professing your absolute and undying love for whatever it is that you are absolutely in undying love with. People like that are often pretentious and probably deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their lives anyways. So, clearly, you don’t want to be that person. So what to do?

Well, be subtle and calm about it. Feel free to talk about your passions, but try to condense it. Like you recent “Twilight” fans. Seriously, shut up. You all make absolutely no sense.. unless you’re 14 or something, then I understand. However, if you’re a suburbanite housewife who’s 45.. you need to rethink your life ok? Great. So anyways, yes.. Uhm. Love whatever you love, but do try and occasionally shut up about it.

As we’ve stated, here at Deviant Advice we’re about more than just giving you fantastically warped advice. We’re here to also help improve you as a person. Of course, we do put out the occasional How To, but we feel that’s not enough. As a result, we’ve introduced the “Rules For Living” series. Hope you enjoy them!