Two Bed, Two Bath, Too Many Issues… (0)
February 2nd, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.
Hi Deviant Advice…
So ther’s this girl I’m dating. Actually, we’re not dating anymore. But neither of us wants to leave the apartment. We spent months finding this place and it’s perfect. Apartments in this town are harder than shit to find, so I don’t know what to do. Any ideas here from the Deviant folks?
- FD, Manhattan
FD, it takes some serious stones to actually stay with a woman you profess to not like. Unless you all are actually in some sort of wierd FWB situation, then I guess that’s ok.
But, if you can’t stand her and you’re staying for just the apartment, then you’re a total moron. Seriously, Man up Nancy. Either pack your shit and go, or else change the locks on the skank while she’s at work (before she does it to you). Still having trouble deciding? Then look at it this way: who makes more money? If you bring home the bacon, then boot her ass at the first opportunity. If she’s the money-bringer, then get out while you can and let her deal with the mess. Unless you two did some stupid shit and decided only one of you needed to be on the lease. then whoever has the lease gets to keep it. Hopefully you or her weren’t that ignorant of reality (aren’t we doing that though? -ed).
But I can imagine you don’t want to figure it out on your own. That’s why you write in. So here’s how it’s going to go down… and bear in mind that I’m assuming you are both on the lease.
One day, you’re going to stay home when she goes to work. Or else you’re going to go, but then come back after a few moments and pretty much box up all of her crap, change the locks, and let nature take its course. If you’ve been put through the hell of a bad breakup (this is sounding like a movie, you know.. -ed), then it’s only right.
So there. Oh yeah, pee on something of hers as well and bury it in a box. Trust me, it makes it that much sweeter.
