I <3… porn? (0)
January 29th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.
Dear Deviant Advice……
I fear I will be single forever because I have issues with love and intimacy. Do you think that watching porn does this to me?
- DM, Madison
Well DM, it’s like this.
Yes.
Nonono. That’s not right. Has porn done that to you? Are you insane? Retarded? Seriously. What has porn done for you other than get you off? Nothing. Nothing at all. If you have issues with intimacy, it’s just because you have issues in general and watching some girl blow a guy through a picket fence in an attempt to cure his raging erection so that he can free himself from the fence-bondage and go back into the house in order to resume pleasing his well-hung boyfriend isn’t really going to do much for that (wtf.. -ed). All it’s going to is remind you that, well, you can’t get laid.
So what to do? Honestly, go out and get your heart stomped on. The only real way to get over intimacy issues is to treat it like a bandaid. Just rip that sucker and get over the 3 seconds of blinding pain. After that, it gets pretty easy.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe I have a fence to mend…
