Deviant Advice

Dear Deviant Advice…

I’m totally torn. So my moms makes me go to chuuch with her and there’s this nice honey who caught my eye the other day. So, you know, I go up and spit my game and get her number. Then moms tells me that it’s a sin and I should respect Jesus in hise house. So what do y’alls think? Was it ok to say “what’s up” or is moms right in saying that I should check it until we out of J’s house?

-MA, Detroit

Honestly MA, we’re torn on this one. And here’s why.

First off, we’re Deviant Advice. So hooking up in church is NOTHING to us. After all, if we weren’t meant to hook up, then why are pews like little beds? Are we right here? Of course we are. Now, you’re probably thinking “Ok, so they’re saying I should hook up don’t look back.” Ordinarily, you would be right.

However, it’s Mother’s Day Weekend around here and, well, we’re a collection of Mama’s boys (and girls, for the one girl amongst us). So let’s see if we can find common ground…

First off MA, Moms was right. It’s sorta inappropriate to try and score a hookup while in church.

Unless it’s the preacher’s daughter. Then you’re pretty much obligated to hit it and quit it.

In the future, we recommend that you try andget to know the honeys biblically while Moms ain’t around.

And from all of us Deviants to all you Moms, Moms-to-be, gramamamas, and Muthas… Happy Mother’s Day!