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Archive for January, 2010

Lock and load, baby… (0)

January 26th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice

My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?

- RC, Little Rock

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Hate Mail Monday (0)

January 25th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Hate Mail.

To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@live.com
Subject: Boycott!

I just got done reading your terrible site. If anyone advertises on here, I’m going to boycott every one of them and tell all of my friends to do it too. No one should support you.

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Week Off! (0)

January 19th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under News.

Hey folks. Here at Deviant Advice, we’ve got some backend work to do and other cleanup shenanigans, so we’re taking the week off. We’ll be back next monday though, so check us then!

Dear Deviant Advice,

Hipsters. Kill. Enough said?

-RF, Peabody

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It does a body.. oh god… (0)

January 12th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice

So……. my boyfriend has a lactating fetish. I really don’t know what to do about this. Any ideas?

- CA, Dallas

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