Hate Mail Monday! (0)
January 11th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Hate Mail.
To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@msn.com
Sub: Take down your site
I don’t know why you have to keep publishing this site. It’s terrible and just inspires people to be cruel to others. Why do you have to do this? Your writing seems so good, it’s a shame you can’t write about something better.
Well, it’s pretty obvious to even the most untrained eye. We write snarky crap because you people (and yes, I’m even including YOU on this list dear letter writer) just love it to no end. It’s what we’re good at, not to mention the fact that we’re also good at giving it to you all by the damned pound. So flame on dear Johnny/Joanna Letter. It’s responses like yours that tell us that we’re still going in the write direction. Notice that, “write” direction? Ha! We’re so clever!
As far as writing anything better.. really, why? Oh sure, we could try to be serious journalists and report on the news, or write artfully-crafted op/ed pieces that delve deep into the conscience of society, but we just figure that pounding out a few dick jokes here and there just makes things all the better. Besides, if we got all serious.. we’d probably scare our loyal readers and that’s no fun either. So tell ya what. We’ll do what we do best, you all keep your hate mail coming, and somewhere in the middle, we’ll all meet up for a hug and a beer. Sound good? Great. By the way, we only drink at strip clubs.
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Tagged with Hate Mail, protestants, strippers, this was rushed, william f buckley jr would get drunk too.
