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Dear Deviant Advice

I really don’t know how I can do this anymore. It’s getting harder and harder to lie about the fact that my wife can’t sing. She LOVES karaoke and just can’t do it, but thinks she’s the next Cher or something. HELP ME!!!!!!!

- RT, Duluth

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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@well.com
Subject: hipsters and hatred

Hello.

I do hope that this email finds you well. I wanted to write a brief note and let you know that I was absolutely apalled by your recent article on Hipsters. It’s tragic that you have to pick on people such as these simply because they have the compunction to dress differently than what I’m presuming you dress. These people are free-thinkers and risk-takers and will potentially be part of a new revolution in humanity. What have YOU done?

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Dear Deviant Advice

My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?

- RC, Little Rock

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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@live.com
Subject: Boycott!

I just got done reading your terrible site. If anyone advertises on here, I’m going to boycott every one of them and tell all of my friends to do it too. No one should support you.

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Hey folks. Here at Deviant Advice, we’ve got some backend work to do and other cleanup shenanigans, so we’re taking the week off. We’ll be back next monday though, so check us then!