Deviant Advice

Dear Deviant Advice

I really don’t know how I can do this anymore. It’s getting harder and harder to lie about the fact that my wife can’t sing. She LOVES karaoke and just can’t do it, but thinks she’s the next Cher or something. HELP ME!!!!!!!

- RT, Duluth

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Dear Deviant Advice

My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?

- RC, Little Rock

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Dear Deviant Advice,

Hipsters. Kill. Enough said?

-RF, Peabody

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Dear Deviant Advice

So……. my boyfriend has a lactating fetish. I really don’t know what to do about this. Any ideas?

- CA, Dallas

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Dear Deivant Advice.

Does anything matter anyways?

- SR, Des Moines

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