Hey Deviant Advice;
I like to be cut. It makes me feel good and I like the sensation of it. No, I’m not emo or some stupid shit like that I just like to get cut. My girlfriend says I’m a freek and wrong, but if it’s just something I like, it’s what I like right? I’m not doin it till I’m bleeding all over the place, but I like to have some blood. It’s normal, right?
-RF, Seattle
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Dear Deviant Advice:
girlfriend like to wear clown makeup when we have sex. What the fuck should I do?
-TS, Fremont
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Hey Deviant Advice
Bet you never got this one before… So I’m a dude who likes trannies. Am I gay?
- JS, Detroit
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Dear Deviant Advice
A few months ago, me and the wife decided to try some swinging out. It worked out ok and all, but I may have a problem.
You see, the dude who’s wife I was with is now pissed. I guess she keeps talking about how good it was with me and she wants me again real bad. It’s not like she’s turning him down, but I guess, well.. I laid the pipe extra special or somethin. So what do I do man? My buddy’s pissed, my wife’s gettin pissed too, and I feel caught in the middle.
- DD, London
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Yo.
So there’s this UPS lady who comes by my office and she is HOT. Seriously HOT. I see her on occasion and think about trying to hook up with her, but my buddy says that it’s not smart since I’d probably see her every day after. Now, I don’t want a relationship with her, I just want to hook up. I think she wants the same thing too cause I see her looking at me sometimes and she always looks away right after, so that’s gotta mean she’s into me right? Come on guys, think she’d want to check out MY package? LOLOLOLOL!!
- JB, Denver
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