Yo.
So there’s this UPS lady who comes by my office and she is HOT. Seriously HOT. I see her on occasion and think about trying to hook up with her, but my buddy says that it’s not smart since I’d probably see her every day after. Now, I don’t want a relationship with her, I just want to hook up. I think she wants the same thing too cause I see her looking at me sometimes and she always looks away right after, so that’s gotta mean she’s into me right? Come on guys, think she’d want to check out MY package? LOLOLOLOL!!
- JB, Denver
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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@aol.com
Subject: why are you not faithful?
I tried to figure out just what your site stands for when I came up on your article titled “Hit And.. Uhm… Sorta Date It?” and was absolutely disturbed by your total lack of morals. You are telling this young man that he should try to just sleep with this woman no matter what? You all even say that her wanting a relationship is pointless. This is why our Christian country is going downhill. It is people like you that give everyone else the freedom to go ignoring the morals that our country was founded on. I dare you to respond to this and take it seriously. I and my friends will be watching you.
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To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
From: XXX@aol.com
Subject: LOLFAG
Hey guys.
Right the fuck on!1!!! That religious guy is such a fag. U should know that anyone who’s that hard against the gays has to be one himself. I’m glad he fuckin got his shit caught. LOL! Or was his shit just packed? LOLOLOLOL!!!11!! You guys fuckin rock man, keep it chill!
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Dear Doctor Reker…
You magnificent bastard.
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Hey deviantAdvice
HELP!!!1!!1! Our buddy has this girlfriend that he loves, but we all HATE. This woman is a straight-up bitch and he can’t even see it. I guess she’s hot in bed (or the kitchen table,or the apartment pool, I heard the girl is kinke! LOL) or something. Anyways, we know what’s up and he just can’t see it.
Last year, on Jason’s birthday, she totally fuckin screwed Jason out of getting some birthday tail. She kept talking really loud about how he always had to go the doctor all the time “for shots” and shit. Then one Christmas she just totally bitched out on our buddy because he didn’t get her this ring that he totally couldn’t afford and just walked away. This is bullshit man and we need to have an intervention for him.. but how do we do this? Come on DA, help us help him!
-NR, Houston
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