Deviant Advice

Dear Deviant Advice

My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?

- RC, Little Rock

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Hey DA

So I was minding my own business and went into the den the other day. I really couldn’t believe what I saw there. It was my husband… and… he was trying to “c-walk.” What in the name of God do I do about this?

FYI, we’re black. So I guess it makes sense?

- XK, San Jose

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Dear Deviant Advice.

My son is 9 and is autistic. My wife says that he’s just hyper and autism is like add and just a fake diagnosis. I don’t know how to convince her that my son’s normal, just slightly different. I read your site a lot and just thought I’d take a chance and see. Thanks.

GR, Lansing

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Dear Deviant Advice…

So, my boyfriend does this thing when we kiss or have sex. He keeps his eyes open. How fucking creepy is that shit?

- GN, Far Rockaway

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Dear Deviant Advice…

I have a moral question. Is it wrong to ask a girl out after stealing her number from a resume she left behind at my friend’s job?

-KR, Philadelphia
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