Yo.
So there’s this UPS lady who comes by my office and she is HOT. Seriously HOT. I see her on occasion and think about trying to hook up with her, but my buddy says that it’s not smart since I’d probably see her every day after. Now, I don’t want a relationship with her, I just want to hook up. I think she wants the same thing too cause I see her looking at me sometimes and she always looks away right after, so that’s gotta mean she’s into me right? Come on guys, think she’d want to check out MY package? LOLOLOLOL!!
- JB, Denver
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Hey deviantAdvice
HELP!!!1!!1! Our buddy has this girlfriend that he loves, but we all HATE. This woman is a straight-up bitch and he can’t even see it. I guess she’s hot in bed (or the kitchen table,or the apartment pool, I heard the girl is kinke! LOL) or something. Anyways, we know what’s up and he just can’t see it.
Last year, on Jason’s birthday, she totally fuckin screwed Jason out of getting some birthday tail. She kept talking really loud about how he always had to go the doctor all the time “for shots” and shit. Then one Christmas she just totally bitched out on our buddy because he didn’t get her this ring that he totally couldn’t afford and just walked away. This is bullshit man and we need to have an intervention for him.. but how do we do this? Come on DA, help us help him!
-NR, Houston
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Dear Deviant Advice
My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?
- RC, Little Rock
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Hey DA
So I was minding my own business and went into the den the other day. I really couldn’t believe what I saw there. It was my husband… and… he was trying to “c-walk.” What in the name of God do I do about this?
FYI, we’re black. So I guess it makes sense?
- XK, San Jose
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Dear Deviant Advice.
My son is 9 and is autistic. My wife says that he’s just hyper and autism is like add and just a fake diagnosis. I don’t know how to convince her that my son’s normal, just slightly different. I read your site a lot and just thought I’d take a chance and see. Thanks.
GR, Lansing
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