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Lock and load, baby… (0)

January 26th, 2010 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice

My daughter’s getting ready to go on her first date. What do you recommend for holding on my lap while meeting this young man? I was thinking a shotgun, but that seems so cliche. Any ideas?

- RC, Little Rock

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Keepin It Real… Confusing (0)

December 16th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Hey DA

So I was minding my own business and went into the den the other day. I really couldn’t believe what I saw there. It was my husband… and… he was trying to “c-walk.” What in the name of God do I do about this?

FYI, we’re black. So I guess it makes sense?

- XK, San Jose

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Autisn’t (0)

December 9th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice.

My son is 9 and is autistic. My wife says that he’s just hyper and autism is like add and just a fake diagnosis. I don’t know how to convince her that my son’s normal, just slightly different. I read your site a lot and just thought I’d take a chance and see. Thanks.

GR, Lansing

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The Eyes Have It (0)

December 2nd, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice…

So, my boyfriend does this thing when we kiss or have sex. He keeps his eyes open. How fucking creepy is that shit?

- GN, Far Rockaway

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Resumeet Me Later? (0)

October 29th, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Advice.

Dear Deviant Advice…

I have a moral question. Is it wrong to ask a girl out after stealing her number from a resume she left behind at my friend’s job?

-KR, Philadelphia
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