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So “New Moon,” the newest movie installment of the “Twilight” book series is out. And that sound you hear is the simultaneous orgasmic throes of 40-old housewives across the country squealing like 14-year olds… which is actually the audience that “Twilight” is aimed for. So with that in mind, we present our honest, no-holds-barred review of “New Moon”…

*** WARNING: SPOILERS! Yes, I tell you that you will waste your life watching this movie…***

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