Team Shut It – A Deviant Advice Review of “New Moon” (0)
November 21st, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Reviews.
So “New Moon,” the newest movie installment of the “Twilight” book series is out. And that sound you hear is the simultaneous orgasmic throes of 40-old housewives across the country squealing like 14-year olds… which is actually the audience that “Twilight” is aimed for. So with that in mind, we present our honest, no-holds-barred review of “New Moon”…
*** WARNING: SPOILERS! Yes, I tell you that you will waste your life watching this movie…***

