Deviant Advice

Or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or whatever the hell it is you happen to celebrate that just so happens to completely ignores my loving God, eventually bringing down his loving wrath upon you godless heathens…

So anywho… it’s the holidays. Yes, that magical time of year when people put aside their personal differences long enough to bludgeon their fellow man to death in the aisle of a Toys-R-Us just so they can get the latest “gotta have it” toy for their spoiled-rotten children who will invariably discard said after about 30 minutes. Of course, not all people take the same view of the holidays as we do here at the Deviant Advice offices (drunk -ed). Some folks see this time of year as stressful and even saddening. Well, cheer up my friend. We here at Deviant Advice are proud to present our guide to surviving the holidays with your sanity, emotions, maybe even your liver, relatively intact…

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