Hate Mail Monday! (0)
November 23rd, 2009 by Deviant Advice, under Hate Mail.
Well, as expected, the review of “New Moon” caused quite the firestorm in our mailbox. Of the 147 pieces of mail we got, at least 85% were supportive of the review, including the following quotes:
- “I agree. WTF is up with sparkling vampires and shit? GAY”
- “I think that the entire Twilight Series should be burned and then cast into the sun.”
- “My mom loves this movie series. I think my mom is secretly telling me she likes gay porn.”
- “Bella – nudity = FAIL”
- “TwiGAY.”
- “Why didn’t they just call it Fail Moon?”
Of course, you all aren’t here to read about how everyone agrees with you, you’re here for the hate.. so let’s dig into the bag and pull out our favorite…
From: XXX@msn.com
To: badadviceforgoodpeople@gmail.com
Subject: why the TwiHATE LOLOL
Dear Deviant Advice People..
Why do you hate New Moon so mcuh? It’s the best movie ever and it’s rly romantic. Just because you don’t understand the relationship between Edward and Bella (I’m team EDward LOL) doesn’t men you gotta hate on the movie. What if you had a daughter and she wanted to see it? Would you let her? Or would you tell her “No, I don’t lik romance, you can’t go?” I wanna know.
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